Dr. Foop's Advice Stand

[Lamb]

Dear Fuipui,
I got my friend pregnant ._. What should I do?
- Le Shepherd

[Foopzheart]

Dear Fuipui,
I got my friend pregnant ._. What should I do?
- Le Shepherd

If you're feelin' it, marry her and stuff. If you're not feelin' it, help raise the baby but don't marry her/stay with her. Just be active in the child's life.

-Dr. Foop

[Excalibur]

I am tired of bad ad campaigns

[Shadowstar1922]

Dear Fooperz.

How do I get cute boys to notice me?

[Foopzheart]

Dear Fooperz.

How do I get cute boys to notice me?

Well, you have to bat your eyes all pretty-like, grab them by the shoulders, then stab them. Stab them forty times with a switchblade.

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[pudingeX]

Dear Fuwi

I killed my neighbors just now, I need to hide the bodies and all evidence. What should I do? I'm scared...

[Lamb]

Dear Fuipui,
I am now dating a cat, how do I approach this situation?
- Lamb

[Angel]

Good Sir,
I have recently acquired the ability to bend backwards and walk around like a possessed person...what should I do about this?

[Foopzheart]

Dear Fuwi

I killed my neighbors just now, I need to hide the bodies and all evidence. What should I do? I'm scared...

Well, what you should do is panic, call the police, leave the phone hanging there, and run.

-Dr. Foop

Dear Fuipui,
I am now dating a cat, how do I approach this situation?
- Lamb

So far, what I'm getting is that you

1. Fell in love with somebody.
2. Got a girl pregnant.
3. Dating a cat.

I honestly have no idea how to approach this, other than recommending therapy.

-Dr. Foop

Good Sir,
I have recently acquired the ability to bend backwards and walk around like a possessed person...what should I do about this?

Make the most out of it and take up gymnastics.

Dr. Foop

[Lamb]

Dr.Foop

I have cleaned out all of the things I've done and now am good. I am now dating a Potato in 8th Grade ._. I am a sheep in 10th. How do I make this work?