Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Boxorino]

; SCREAMS AGGRESSIVELY TO HELP REVIVE ;

[Mewtwo Power]

*AGGRESSIVELY USES FULL RESTORE*

[Boxorino]

; AGGRESSIVELY HIGH FIVES YOU FOR YOUR GENIUS. ;

[Awesome Creep]

*AGGRESSIVELY RIPS HIS TEETH OUT*

[Tycoon]

*passively gets you to prank call eggbert*

*aggressively gets you to post the eggbert story*

[Tycoon]

So after you left, I did the "Eggbert's Phone Call" thing. Here's what happened:

[percy's twin]: -phone starts ringing- -picks up- "Hello?"

Me: "Eggbert? Is this Eggbert McEgg?

Emile: "Er, what?"

Me: "It is you! Listen, Eggbert, buddy, I need you to come back and help me solve this problem, Eggbert. Can you do this, Eggbert? For me, Eggbert?"

"Eggbert": "..My name isn't Eggbert. You must have the wrong number."

Friend: "..What the hell? What's going on?"

Eggbert: "I don't know."

Me: "Eggbert, Eggbert, listen to me, Eggbert, I need you, Eggbert. I'm lost without you, Eggbert. I need this, Eggbert. We need this. Buddy, Eggbert, please..."

Eggbert: "Who is this?"

Me: "I'm Batman. Now listen, Eggbert, I know you're smart, Eggbert. But I need you to put your wits to the test, Eggbert. Help me, Eggbert, and you can have all the mayonnaise you want."

Eggbert: "...I hate mayonnaise."

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Me: "Eggbert, I need you, buddy. I'll be waiting for you on- [insert address stuff here.]"

Eggbert: "Wait I need to know who you-"

Me: -hung up-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now, at night, I snuck into his room, and the second he got in bed and turned the light off, I whispered, "Goodnight, Eggbert."

And that's when he killed me. xD
So that's the end of... "MESSING WITH EGGBERT!"

[Percyception]

So after you left, I did the "Eggbert's Phone Call" thing. Here's what happened:

[percy's twin]: -phone starts ringing- -picks up- "Hello?"

Me: "Eggbert? Is this Eggbert McEgg?

Emile: "Er, what?"

Me: "It is you! Listen, Eggbert, buddy, I need you to come back and help me solve this problem, Eggbert. Can you do this, Eggbert? For me, Eggbert?"

"Eggbert": "..My name isn't Eggbert. You must have the wrong number."

Friend: "..What the hell? What's going on?"

Eggbert: "I don't know."

Me: "Eggbert, Eggbert, listen to me, Eggbert, I need you, Eggbert. I'm lost without you, Eggbert. I need this, Eggbert. We need this. Buddy, Eggbert, please..."

Eggbert: "Who is this?"

Me: "I'm Batman. Now listen, Eggbert, I know you're smart, Eggbert. But I need you to put your wits to the test, Eggbert. Help me, Eggbert, and you can have all the mayonnaise you want."

Eggbert: "...I hate mayonnaise."

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Me: "Eggbert, I need you, buddy. I'll be waiting for you on- [insert address stuff here.]"

Eggbert: "Wait I need to know who you-"

Me: -hung up-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now, at night, I snuck into his room, and the second he got in bed and turned the light off, I whispered, "Goodnight, Eggbert."

And that's when he killed me. xD
So that's the end of... "MESSING WITH EGGBERT!"

Thank you, Tyc.

Okay, in case you're confused, this is a prank on my twin brother, Eggbert- er, yeah, Eggbert. That's his new name.

Anyway, I couldn't post this, because Copy and Paste doesn't work very well on tablets, so I PMed it to Tyc and she copy and pasted it here. Thanks again for this, Tyc.

[Tycoon]

So after you left, I did the "Eggbert's Phone Call" thing. Here's what happened:

[percy's twin]: -phone starts ringing- -picks up- "Hello?"

Me: "Eggbert? Is this Eggbert McEgg?

Emile: "Er, what?"

Me: "It is you! Listen, Eggbert, buddy, I need you to come back and help me solve this problem, Eggbert. Can you do this, Eggbert? For me, Eggbert?"

"Eggbert": "..My name isn't Eggbert. You must have the wrong number."

Friend: "..What the hell? What's going on?"

Eggbert: "I don't know."

Me: "Eggbert, Eggbert, listen to me, Eggbert, I need you, Eggbert. I'm lost without you, Eggbert. I need this, Eggbert. We need this. Buddy, Eggbert, please..."

Eggbert: "Who is this?"

Me: "I'm Batman. Now listen, Eggbert, I know you're smart, Eggbert. But I need you to put your wits to the test, Eggbert. Help me, Eggbert, and you can have all the mayonnaise you want."

Eggbert: "...I hate mayonnaise."

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Me: "Eggbert, I need you, buddy. I'll be waiting for you on- [insert address stuff here.]"

Eggbert: "Wait I need to know who you-"

Me: -hung up-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now, at night, I snuck into his room, and the second he got in bed and turned the light off, I whispered, "Goodnight, Eggbert."

And that's when he killed me. xD
So that's the end of... "MESSING WITH EGGBERT!"

Thank you, Tyc.

Okay, in case you're confused, this is a prank on my twin brother, Eggbert- er, yeah, Eggbert. That's his new name.

Anyway, I couldn't post this, because Copy and Paste doesn't work very well on tablets, so I PMed it to Tyc and she copy and pasted it here. Thanks again for this, Tyc.

do you pronounce that tick or tyke

like, my fwg-away-from-home username is tyc toc cause I'm lazy so i leave my normal one, tycoon, left in

so is Tyc tick or tyke

[Percyception]

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=dtZb53YOBQs
I can't stop listening to it.

[Boxorino]

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=dtZb53YOBQs
I can't stop listening to it.

^ for PC users.