Robot Rampage

[Leprechaun Lukia]

I shoot my Hookshot, Hooksta, at the Lava Slug's head, then sprints, using the momentum to spring across to the other side.

[Foopzheart]

Here's a challenge for the RNG:

I attempt to come back as a zombie robot.

[org36]

THIS IS NOT AN ACTION. THIS IS ME CONFIRMING SOMETHING, MKAY?

Here's a challenge for the RNG:

I attempt to come back as a zombie robot.

Zombification is the disabling of certain chemicals in the brain, or something like that. ROBOTS DON'T HAVE BRAINS. Also, you're a melted hunk of metal. You can't move. Bleh.

[Foopzheart]

THIS IS NOT AN ACTION. THIS IS ME CONFIRMING SOMETHING, MKAY?

Here's a challenge for the RNG:

I attempt to come back as a zombie robot.

Zombification is the disabling of certain chemicals in the brain, or something like that. ROBOTS DON'T HAVE BRAINS. Also, you're a melted hunk of metal. You can't move. Bleh.

This is a roll game, anything can happen. Stop over-analyzing.

[woofwoof]

Walks down the tunnel cautiously.

[DJVoxel]

Area 1: The Melting Chamber, Day 1 5:00am

Flobalob safely rides across the lava, taking Trashy with him! They end up at the platform woofwoof is on! (10)

Something grabs org36's leg and pulls him into the lava! (1) ORG36 MELTED!

Lukia shoots the lava slug that attacked org36, killing it and pulling it's loot back! T1 SPECIAL: SUPER LASER GET! He also makes it over to the platform with woofwoof and Flobalob! (8)

Super Laser (Charge 3):
Adds 10 to your ranged attack damage and then multiplies it by 2 but you don't roll the attack die.

Woofwoof trips on a rock and falls into the tunnel going up. Luckily, it has air conditioning and her overheat counter is reset! Too bad it's blocked by a cave-in... (4)

ORG36 DIED!

5 hours (5 turns) until SYSTEM OVERHEAT! for everyone except woofwoof

Stats:

Trashy:

Health: 115/150
Melee Attack: 70
Defense: 105
Ranged Attack: 25
Shields: 100
Critical Chance: 0%
Special Attack: None

Inventory:
(empty)

Foop:

Health: 150
Melee Attack: 80
Defense: 105
Ranged Attack: 25
Shields: 100
Critical Chance: 0%
Special Attack: None

Inventory:
(empty)

Lukia:

Health: 150
Melee Attack: 70
Defense: 105
Ranged Attack: 25
Shields: 100
Critical Chance: 0%
Special Attack: None

Inventory:
T5 Hookshot

Woofwoof:

Health: 150
Melee Attack: 25
Defense: 100
Ranged Attack: 70
Shields: 105
Critical Chance: 0%
Special Attack: None

Inventory:
(empty)

Org36:

Health: 150
Melee Attack: 25
Defense: 100
Ranged Attack: 70
Shields: 105
Critical Chance: 0%
Special Attack: None

Inventory:
(empty)

Flobalob:

Health: 150/180
Melee Attack: 25
Defense: 120
Ranged Attack: 15
Shields: 110
Critical Chance: 0%
Special Attack: None

Inventory:
(empty)

Pet Stats

Flobalob's Lava Slug:

Health: 1
Melee Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Ranged Attack: 8
Shields: 3
Critical Chance: 6%
Ability: Melting

[Flobalob]

I proceed up the tunnel to Woof's location, and ask her and Trash for a three-way alliance.

[Foopzheart]

The melted metal of my body, much like the flesh of Chucky, is melded into a new, slightly patchier version of me if this is a good roll. (-DEF)

(i'm going to try coming back every turn lolol)

[woofwoof]

Agrees to alliance with Flob. Looks for a weakness in the cave-in.

[Father Anderson]

Male tank yo