FWG Street

[Tycoon]

knock knock on munter's door
[he takes a while to get it, because he's on hiatus]
"Dammit Munter, I don't have all day..."
"The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma. Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken? ...and the wind cried Mary."
"Can I just..."
"Thank you."
SLAM

knock knock on ex's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"How many times have you commented on games this week?"
SLAM
knock knock on ex's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Here's a folder."
SLAM

You approach Prophet's door, terrified. You knock on the door and realize it is made of rotten flesh.
Gulp. "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
You are disembowelled with a candle wick.

knock knock on ty's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"What are your opinions on the modern feminist movement?"

knock knock on riku's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"TOUHOU TOUHOU MONSTER HUNTER FLANDRE IS MY WAIFU AAAAAAAAAa"

knock knock on paul's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
[multiple paragraph story about a schoolgirl gathering the sugar of destiny for foop]

knock knock on rain's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"a-anything for you senpai"
[a truckload of sugar]

knock knock on foop's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Sure, one second!"
[he returns with a cup of singers]
"Wait, typo."

knock knock on matt's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"i'm restarting the fellowship can you join"

knock knock on boxy's door
"Can I--"
"I DREW YOU A DOG. ALSO, HI. HERE'S MY HEADSHOT"
SLAM

knock knock on zia's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"I'm going to sacrifice you to Satan."
"Thanks."

knock knock on shad(owstar1992)'s door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"LENIN IS GOD. COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY TRUE GOVERNMENT, DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY"

knock knock on lamb's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
">.> <.< >.< no"

knock knock on lukia's door
"YOU CAN'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR, IT HAS NO ORGANS"
SLAM
knock knock on lukia's door
"Can I--"
"GOD I LOVE NINTE NDO"
SLAM

-- thank fui for much of this, i just bothered to put it all up
direct any and all fanmail or else to fui

[Foopzheart]

knock knock knock on shadow00's door
"can i borrow a cup of sugar"
He pushes a stack of horror movies into your hand, threatens to kill you, and turns on Huey Lewis and the News. You run away.
SLAM

[Rainshard]

Knock knock knock on Hatty's door.

"Could I borrow-"

"Cats or gtfo"

[Boxorino]

knock knock on boxy's door
"Can I--"
"I DREW YOU A DOG. ALSO, HI. HERE'S MY HEADSHOT"
SLAM

oh my god.

[Boxorino]

knock knock on avery's door.
you remember no one is home.
you cry.

[Zia-]

lel, totes what i would do <3

[mmm]

This is fantastic.

knock knock on lumi's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Ohe that, once asecnd. .. hear you togo!"

[Foopzheart]

This is fantastic.

knock knock on lumi's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Ohe that, once asecnd. .. hear you togo!"

alternatively
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Before Dale can answer, you are eaten by a giant spider because he owns like 5.

[Walking Zombee]

knock knock on Creep's door
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
(he returns with a tub of severed limbs and saliva)
"This isn't-"
SLAM!

[Icamenal]

You: Knock knock on mmm's door.
Still you: "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
mmm: *filters you to Hansel Jefferson's Right-hand Shadow and closes the door*