RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 07 Mar 2017, 08:11

I search for things like matches to use. God, being a pyromaniac is great.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 10 Mar 2017, 04:18

CHAPTER 1: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
PART 4: A SERIES OF FAILURES IN VARYING DEGREES (SERIOUSLY GUYS, THESE ARE NOT GOOD ROLLS)
TED, you try your best to find the source of the rotting wood. You trip as soon as you take a step, falling face-first in a puddle of rancid water. In a panic, you inhale, and the water gets in your throat for a moment. You cough a bunch and it hurts a bit. And you didn't find the wood. (1)
-1 HP!

DRIVETHRU WHALE, you equip the RAT STEEL DAGGER, granting the stat bonuses. You then attempt to summon something to do your bidding. You accidentally summon a cotton ball. It falls to the floor and is immediately soaked by the rancid water. (2)
+2 MELEE!
+1 MAGIC!
COTTON BALL GET!
COTTON BALL LOST!


LUKIA, you search for something to use, such as matches, praising your dangerous lifestyle quietly to yourself. You find nothing. (2)


STATS FOR CH1.4
CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 120/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

INVENTORY:
EMPTY

DRIVETHRU WHALE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 12
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 3

INVENTORY:
RAT STEEL DAGGER (EQUIPPED)

LUKIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 10
MELEE: 2
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
BIG EMPTY

TED:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10

INVENTORY:
RUBBER TORCH (THAT MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE A TORCH)
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby DriveThru Whale » 10 Mar 2017, 04:20

LOUSY ROLL! Alright, let's try again. Come on, enchanted slime!
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Teh epic dude » 10 Mar 2017, 16:33

I will get up and try to make fire with magic. if that fails... I'll feel around for anything out of place in the room.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby TheOneAndOnlyCabbage » 11 Mar 2017, 14:11

Foopzheart wrote:
TheOneAndOnlyCabbage wrote:Gherkin.

WELCOME, CABBAGE!
An only mildly threatening voice booms through the room. You don't know how you got there. It reeks of rotting wood. You wager that it's likely some sort of OAK WOOD. Wait, why did you think that in all-caps? Oh, forget it. It's fine, probably. You actually KNOW that it is OAK WOOD. You are, after all, one of the most skilled HERBALISTS in the room, if not the most skilled HERBALIST in the room. You know how to pickle cucumbers. It's a talent. Congratulations. Here are your stats:

CABBAGE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 120/120
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 11

(As the HERBALIST, your initial STAT ROLLS get a +2 to HEALTH, a +2 to MAGIC, and a +1 to LUCK. Doesn't change that your STATS might be BAD. They likely will be TERRIBLE, in fact.)

WOW, the mildly threatening booming voice taunts, cutting through the silence of the pitch black room. YOUR STATS ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

That's a pretty good question, actually. What are you going to do? Where are you? Are you alone? Why does it smell of rotting OAK WOOD? Let's start with the first question, seeing as you're the only one who can answer that. Maybe I'll be able to answer the rest for you in time.



Uh... I mean, I might give pickling a shot, if I had a jar, some vinegar, and whatever else.

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Father Anderson » 11 Mar 2017, 16:46

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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 11 Mar 2017, 18:08

I pray to some fire deity to bless me with something to cause a fire. Please, oh Gods.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 11 Mar 2017, 22:46

Father Anderson wrote:Sword


WELCOME, MATTIAS! The voice you hear overhead is most definitely familiar. In fact, you remember quite a bit about the last time you encountered it. Something about a Minotaur, you think. And not being charismatic. Also, your name was BACON? Weird. Regardless, now you are a KNIGHT.


MATTIAS:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 80/80
MELEE: 8
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 10

(As the KNIGHT, you get a +2 bonus to both MELEE and DEFENSE, and a +1 bonus to CHARISMA.)

GOOD GOD, MAN, The voice sounds, as usual, like a total asshole. YOU COULDN'T EVEN CAST A LESSER WARD.
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Taiga » 11 Mar 2017, 22:57

the word i choose is fire
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Re: RtD, This Time For Real I Swear

Postby Foopzheart » 11 Mar 2017, 23:28

Taiga wrote:fire


WELCOME, TAIGA! The voice annoys you. You feel an urge to punish it just for existing. You feel an urge to punish everything. In fact, you feel as if this insubordination should most definitely result in termination. You stand in a dark room. There are definitely other people there. These people should not be allowed to work for you. You casually brush your suit. It smells like rotten, waterlogged wood of some sort. You recall having a chair made of the same material. As you might be able to guess, you are a BOSS. You FIRE people for a living.

TAIGA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 8
LUCK: 8

(As a BOSS, your natural CHARISMA and financial LUCK improve your stats (by +3 and +2, respectively).)

YOU'RE KIND OF AN ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU? The voice booms. I LIKE IT.
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