Epic Fails

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Epic Fails

Postby Sora » 03 Aug 2010, 21:36

I have found so many epic fails on the internet so i wanted every one to share all the fails theve seen :D
WARNING:child has run out of anger pills! quick hide anything sharp or could possibly be used as a weapon! Stop the next world war!

lol... no seriously my next shipment of anger pills wont be here for a while

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Shadow Man » 03 Aug 2010, 21:40

errr.....does trying to do a flip of the diveboard and did a belly flop count? ....and hurt my foot somehow....
While a middle finger bomb would make problems and solve them all in a second, a peach shaped bomb would only make happiness....them kill millions of lives and cause grief and sorrow for 50 years.

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Sora » 03 Aug 2010, 21:46

i was on vacation but i forget were but i saw a sign that said "WARNING! this sign has sharp edges
WARNING:child has run out of anger pills! quick hide anything sharp or could possibly be used as a weapon! Stop the next world war!

lol... no seriously my next shipment of anger pills wont be here for a while

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby wolves rock » 03 Aug 2010, 21:58

i have quite a few so no recounting
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Sano » 03 Aug 2010, 23:17

a slug gave birth in my hand once
when in doubt eat spagetti


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Re: Epic Fails

Postby wolves rock » 03 Aug 2010, 23:20

Sano wrote:a slug gave birth in my hand once

i haaate slugs!!!
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Sora » 03 Aug 2010, 23:22

Sano wrote:a slug gave birth in my hand once
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING:child has run out of anger pills! quick hide anything sharp or could possibly be used as a weapon! Stop the next world war!

lol... no seriously my next shipment of anger pills wont be here for a while

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby wolves rock » 03 Aug 2010, 23:24

once i tripped over nothin
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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Shadow Man » 03 Aug 2010, 23:41

once, a earthworm took a poo on my hand.....looked like wet mud....smelled like nothing...and was...THE MOST TERRIBLE THING I EVER SAW!
While a middle finger bomb would make problems and solve them all in a second, a peach shaped bomb would only make happiness....them kill millions of lives and cause grief and sorrow for 50 years.

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Re: Epic Fails

Postby Noonie » 05 Aug 2010, 04:54

When I was six, I was at my gramma's house for a cousin's wedding reception. (classy, right?) My cousin got a GOAT (I am not kidding!) as a wedding present and I wanted to pet it. So, I went to see it by the pond. Well, the goat didn't take too kindly to children, and it rammed 6-year-old me into the disgusting pond. I will always hate goats.


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