Worst pick-up lines.

[Lamb]

Saw this on the boarder of someones license plate today on my way to school. . .

I'm not bald, its a solar panel for a sex machine.

thats not awkward at all. . .

Lol! have you ever looked down on the back of a pickup truck and seen well um....THis!



Weird huh?

._. Totally, Did you know there are different types O.O

[bestbudd]

Sadly......Yes when I lived in Tennessee I saw many, even ones that had the confederate flag print xD

[Lamb]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

[Shadowstar1922]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

Roses are Red,
Viotets are fine.
I'll be six
If you'll be nine.

[Angel]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

Roses are Red,
Viotets are fine.
I'll be six
If you'll be nine.

I'm not sure I dare ask. . .

[Lamb]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I know how to rhyme
so can I do you?

Roses are Red,
Viotets are fine.
I'll be six
If you'll be nine.

Omg, That one, xD just killed me... I LOVE IT!
Roses are red
grass is green
I want you in my bed
if you know what I mean

[pudingeX]

"Hey, is that your bf? btw my name is Justin, just-in case you break up with him."

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want."

wtf internet? o.O

[Lamb]

"Are you aware that in math class, the square root of 69 is you and I?"

[Dr Frook]

If u were a triangle... you'd be acute one.

[pudingeX]

If u were a triangle... you'd be acute one.

I think that's a pretty good one. does not deserve to be in a worst pick-up lines thread