Worst pick-up lines.

[paladin]

10 "Help me! I'm gay but I've been thinking I may actually be straight! Please have sex with me and remove any doubt from my head!"

9
"My magical watch says you don't know who I am..."
8
"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

7
"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle." to suck itself."

3
"I'm an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor."

2
"I'm a Wikipedia reader and contributor."

1
"I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson."

My top 10

Oh, I forgot this one:
I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.

[Lamb]

Oh, I forgot this one:
I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.

Totally worth the slap to the face...

[Boxorino]

I bet you five dollars I can grab your boobs without using my hands..(be prepared to give up five dollars when doing this one)

Just use your elbows xD

._. and you would tell me this why?

just kidding
*notice the extra fine print

mOTHER FROOKIN MISTER BEAN

[prophet]

Hey. You're hot. Get in the van.

[Boxorino]

//shot

[Boxorino]

Your smiles are like pokemon, I want to catch them all

that one made me d'awwww

[Shadowstar1922]

Ask the girl, "Would you have sex with a stranger?"

And if she says no, get all spiffy and say, "Well then, allow me to introduce myself." With a half smirk.

[Lamb]

Ask the girl, "Would you have sex with a stranger?"

And if she says no, get all spiffy and say, "Well then, allow me to introduce myself." With a half smirk.

I like that Idea.

-Drops Wallet-
I'm sorry, I have back pains and can't pick it up, may you please do me the honors?

[Angel]

Hey, did you know girls can't touch their elbows together?

[paladin]

Hey, did you know girls can't touch their elbows together?

Is this a pickup line?