Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
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Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
OINKS VS. GOBBLES BY BACON OINK OINK OINK,GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE "lets kill these birds just hit the throttle!" OINK OINK OINK,GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE "oh no the the oinks be coming!" OINK OINK OINK,GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE "lets crush these birds or we will starve!" *crunch* "OHHHHH dead turkey dead turkey yum yum yum" OINK OINK OINK,------ ------ ------ *the turkeys have been devoured by the oinks FOR GREAT JUSTICE and now the oinks crave human flesh*
BRO AWARD WITH MY BAE JOEY <3
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Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
The turkey wandered to the farm
to get a little bit of yarn
With this, he wanted some fun
because fun is better than a gun
So with the yarn, he went
and hopped over the back fence
he made sure evil would never repent
For he didn't want to be mentally bent
During this adventurous hour
he found about 50 flowers
with speed, he ran with power
to get some chum and chowder
He ran through the center of town
and met a really strange clown
the clown made him a balloon cow
Taking the cow, the turkey went off now.
During this day
full of fun and dismay
he rushed to bed of hay
and fell asleep without delay.
-Original poem from The Guy
to get a little bit of yarn
With this, he wanted some fun
because fun is better than a gun
So with the yarn, he went
and hopped over the back fence
he made sure evil would never repent
For he didn't want to be mentally bent
During this adventurous hour
he found about 50 flowers
with speed, he ran with power
to get some chum and chowder
He ran through the center of town
and met a really strange clown
the clown made him a balloon cow
Taking the cow, the turkey went off now.
During this day
full of fun and dismay
he rushed to bed of hay
and fell asleep without delay.
-Original poem from The Guy
You don't have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great.
"Is your refrigerator running? It is?! Well, you better go catch it before it runs away!"
"Is your refrigerator running? It is?! Well, you better go catch it before it runs away!"
Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
hmm it shall be up soon lol
Last edited by katterz on 16 Nov 2012, 10:52, edited 2 times in total.
You don't judge a book by it cover , so why judge me !!
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katterz <3
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I'm not who you think i am
katterz <3
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Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
"Everyone else gave up on you... but I saw what you could be!"
Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
katterz wrote:ughh how do i upload picture !!!
the picture needs to be stored online somewhere!
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
How to Upload, then Link, Photos
If you're having problems linking a picture, here's a quick tutorial.
I use photobucket because it's relatively simple and it's free, though there are probably other image sharing websites out there.
1) Go here: http://s1213.beta.photobucket.com/
2) Sign up
3) Click "Upload"
4) Save your image somewhere. I always save on the desktop because it's easy to find. To do this (for WIndows users), press File, then Save As, then the Desktop.
5) After you have uploaded the file, go to "Library" and press the gear icon of the photo you want to share. Press "Share Media."
6) Click "Links," then copy the URL you want to use. You can make your picture directly appear by first clicking the Img button here on FWG before pasting the link.
Hope this clears things up. If I'm at all unclear, send me a PM and I can help you in a more personalized manner.
I use photobucket because it's relatively simple and it's free, though there are probably other image sharing websites out there.
1) Go here: http://s1213.beta.photobucket.com/
2) Sign up
3) Click "Upload"
4) Save your image somewhere. I always save on the desktop because it's easy to find. To do this (for WIndows users), press File, then Save As, then the Desktop.
5) After you have uploaded the file, go to "Library" and press the gear icon of the photo you want to share. Press "Share Media."
6) Click "Links," then copy the URL you want to use. You can make your picture directly appear by first clicking the Img button here on FWG before pasting the link.
Hope this clears things up. If I'm at all unclear, send me a PM and I can help you in a more personalized manner.
For trying.Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
we need more entries!!!
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
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TheKingsHills
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Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
gobble gobble gobble
the turkeys will say
and run they will run
on our thanksgiving day
real fast they will run
to try to get away
but they don't know yet
that they'll die today
so we'll grab all our guns
and our knives and our bags
so we can drag a bird home
right along our own tracks
and chase we will chase
right after these turkeys
until we catch just 1
still fresh and still squirming
soon we'll have 1 dead
in it's position it'll stay
and we'll get our turkeys on our thanksgiving day
so
gobble gobble gobble
the turkeys will say
and run they will run
on our thanksgiving day.
but wait...this isn't a turkey...this is a duck?
the turkeys will say
and run they will run
on our thanksgiving day
real fast they will run
to try to get away
but they don't know yet
that they'll die today
so we'll grab all our guns
and our knives and our bags
so we can drag a bird home
right along our own tracks
and chase we will chase
right after these turkeys
until we catch just 1
still fresh and still squirming
soon we'll have 1 dead
in it's position it'll stay
and we'll get our turkeys on our thanksgiving day
so
gobble gobble gobble
the turkeys will say
and run they will run
on our thanksgiving day.
but wait...this isn't a turkey...this is a duck?
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Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
On the first day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
A Turkey we killed with a chainsaw.
On the second day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the third day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the fourth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the fifth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the sixth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the seventh day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the eighth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the nineth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the tenth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the eleventh day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Eleven birdy hearts,
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the twelth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Twelve Turkey's stuffed with Bacon,
Eleven birdy hearts,
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
My friend killed and ate with me:
A Turkey we killed with a chainsaw.
On the second day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the third day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the fourth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the fifth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the sixth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the seventh day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the eighth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the nineth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the tenth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the eleventh day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Eleven birdy hearts,
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the twelth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Twelve Turkey's stuffed with Bacon,
Eleven birdy hearts,
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
If you look up at me you will see a friend.
If you look down at me you will see an enemy.
But if you look me square in the eye you will see a God.
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If you look down at me you will see an enemy.
But if you look me square in the eye you will see a God.
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Re: Turkey Slaughter Day Competiton - WIN $100
ObsidianTheGod wrote:On the first day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
A Turkey we killed with a chainsaw.
On the second day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the third day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the fourth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the fifth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the sixth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the seventh day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the eighth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the nineth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the tenth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the eleventh day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Eleven birdy hearts,
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
On the twelth day of Turkey Slaughter
My friend killed and ate with me:
Twelve Turkey's stuffed with Bacon,
Eleven birdy hearts,
Ten Turkey eyes,
Nine hung with pegs,
Eight thousand feathers,
Seven baby eggs,
Six buckets of Turkey gore,
Five ran away,
Four dozen more,
Three little Fryer's,
Two Turkey legs,
And killed a Turkey with a chainsaw.
Now that is pretty awesome dude! I have to say that is my top three I have seen...
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